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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

So i can type anything in this box and it shows up on the website?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

you give like i give lomain

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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