hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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I don't want to share my name yet if that is okay, I mean I have not seen you, but you have seen me just saying. Tell me how old you are first, I am 26, or 27, being more or less an orphan since birth details like that kinda lose themselves. And no, its not Eliza, I will wait for you here if you do not mind, there are still people that have thought I am Nero all this while, that`s what worries me, I doubt I can convince them I am chatting with myself this time around.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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ure mama's so fat

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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