Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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Black people.

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

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Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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