- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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