- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

you gay?

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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