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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Wolfjob.

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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