- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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