- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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