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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

why did the girl slap joe? he had a boner.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

how man

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

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