A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

vote this down and i will DOX you

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

A penis walks into a bar..

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