- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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