- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

Long joke Your such a downey

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

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