- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

How did Jimmy get into the R movie? He bought a ticket.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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