Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

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~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

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Good job, son.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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