- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Robin get in the batmobile!

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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