a black man pays his child support

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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