- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

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