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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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