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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

I'm so punny.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

"hey do you know the date" "58"

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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