Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

a man makes a bad joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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