A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Knock knock. Its open.

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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