- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

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