- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Emily Walker.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Dumbledore dies.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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