What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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You know those people that learned the true name of God, as God asked kindly... ...Well you know God can be nice sometimes but he actually COMMANDED they keep his name secret forever? They became the first people known as Jehova`s witnesses... JEHOVAH<<< SECRET NAME ANYBODY? So much for keeping his secret name guys! They claim that only a few thousand humans will ascend to heaven, in other words all of the JEHOVA`s witnesses... All two billions of them or something... For keeping his name (Cough JEHOVAH) secret. SUCCESS!

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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A American seeking into mexico

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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