- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was it bad to be a black jew during the Holocaust? A: You had to sit at the back of the gas chamber

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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