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an emo girl walked into a white room

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

What say the mirror if i look in it,? He died

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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