- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

cory is gay

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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