- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

whats up and also down? your mum

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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