- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

How did Nissan show its new car in there commircals By driving very fast and hitting fat kids $

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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