Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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