- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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