What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

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Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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What comes out of a zit? Purple poop.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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