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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

black chicken. kfc

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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