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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "So why are you so happy?" The amputee doesn't answer because he has been completely deaf, blind and mute since birth.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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