- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Once, I went to Peru.

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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