- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Worms don't like apples.

Dont read this joke

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

dead dibbs

Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What did the marshmallow say to the other marshmallow? We are both bananas.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

Your mother is so poor that she has to rely on government sent cheques to sustain a basic lifestyle.

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