What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Why didn't the man fall off his bicycle? Because He wasn't riding a bicycle!

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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How about that airline food?

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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