- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

No antijoke here.

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??