- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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