Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Sarah Palin.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Your mother just died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Jersey Shore.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

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