Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

how do you win a game try your best

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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