what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

what is red, white, and spins around real fast? a baby in a washing machine

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

How about that airline food?

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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