- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Yo momma is so stupid when she drove to Disney World she saw that said "Disney World Left" so she turned on her turn signal and made a left turn. She promptly arrived at Disney World but realized she had left her wallet at the hotel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

I have a really funny joke.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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