Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Women's rights

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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