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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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