- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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