- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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