- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

the sky is green no it is not

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