- Anti Joke

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him