- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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