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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Knock Knock.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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