How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

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What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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