- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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