- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

The cream, it is coming

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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