Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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