Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

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a turtle walks into a bar and eats everyone

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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all the kids had fun

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Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

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Why was Sally in a wheelchair? Her abusive father beat her repeatedly with a rake.. Then as she crawled out the door to try and get help, the abusive father took his Dodge Ram and ran over her legs reapeatedly. Then began to slap her. Luckily, a vigilante saw the whole thing and slaughtered the father with an axe and carefully escorted Sally to the hospital. After a couple of weeks of beautiful and extraordinary care, Sally made a full recovery and was able to leave.. and all patients have to leave in a wheelchair

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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i hate non minorities!

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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