Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Julian Ha.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Bob Saget that is all

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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