How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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