- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

knock knock who's there? faith

Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

What is the coefficient of friction's favourite band? MU-se. What does the coefficient of friction go to see at weekends? MU-seums. What is the coefficient of friction's favourite hobby? Masturbating violently with a noose around his neck.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

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