What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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What's big and purple? Barney

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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