What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

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what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

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Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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