what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Granny porn!

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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