- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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