- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Face...the other white meat!

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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