- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

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