- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Grace Ackerson

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

I think everybody should have a penis.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??