- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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