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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Fat? Jesse Z

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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