- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

I had a really great joke to tell you!

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

- Knock knock - Who's there - James - James who ? - James Redwood.

What is black and has no education A tire.

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Women's rights

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

What is white and cannot jump? A refridgerator.

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

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