I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

The cream, it is coming

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Daughter: Dad I have some news for you Dad: What is it? Daughter: I am pregnant Dad: ... I am so happy I am going to have a grandson, my 27 year old daughter just married and now pregnant, this is a great day!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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