Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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