- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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