How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Here's a joke The Holocaust.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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