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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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