How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

Robin, get in the car!

Heskey time.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

A: Knock Knock B: 7

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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