- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you call a black man wearing tights? Rick

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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