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how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

Knock knock whos there? Jake jake who? jake from state farm, and i'd like to tell you about our insurance company

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

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Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.