What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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