- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Your momma's so fat, diet and exercise would probably save her life!

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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