Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Blacks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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