a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

She likes her sex like she likes her penises. Without a woman.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What is 9+10? 19

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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