Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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A bar walks into a man

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What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

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Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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Jew logic fail: Jew: We have endured suffering for thousands of years! Guy: And how old are you again? Jew: eight. Moral: If you see a goddamn moral in this one then post it yourself :P

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Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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