- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Your mamas so old. When she farted dust came out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What did the president do for the people? ...

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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