- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Guy 1: Ask me if I have a banana in my ear. Guy 2: Do you have a banana in your ear? Guy 1: Sorry I can't hear you I have a banana in my ear

What's worse than the Holocaust? Voldemort

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