What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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