- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

So these two girls have a cup .

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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