Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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