Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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cory is gay

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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