Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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You sick fiend

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

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Please don't shoot me

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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