- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

WHY DONT WE HAVE BOTH?

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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