a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

my wife out of the kitchen

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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