- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

What is black and has no education A tire.

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