A Jew walks into Macy's

one of the idiot

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you call a white man takeing orders from a black man? Batman and robin

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

FUCK YOU

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Your Mum is soo fat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

I love alchohol!

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