- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

i hate non minorities!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

What's better than a stick? A stone

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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