- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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