Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Prostitution is bad.......

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Roses are Red Violets are Purple But nothing rhymes with purple.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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