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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Knock Knock.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

what do you call a black chef glendon

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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