Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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WILLYS

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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