Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Matthew Wyckoff

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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