Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

why did the women give her sister a present because it was her birthday

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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