- Anti Joke

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."