Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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There once was an old man. He had worked hard his whole life to make sure his children got everything they needed, and that they were always happy. He had a beautiul life and a great big house with a marvelous view of the ocean. In time his kids moved away, and his wife died. The old man was left all by himself in the great big house, and sometimes the emptiness of the house reminded him of the emptiness of his own heart. He very seldom cried though, and kept all of his emotions inside. One day it all became to much for him and he took his own life in the silence of his great big empty house. I was that ocean.

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How do prevent a black man from robbing your house? Lock you doors and perhaps get an up-to-date security system.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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hi mom

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I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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