- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

A pope meets another one

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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