What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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PENIS

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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