- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

i like it in the mouth

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Whats the defination of cruelty

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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