a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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