- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

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