- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Tilt your screen back .

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

I love alchohol!

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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