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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

what is 3+3= 8

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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