Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Tall asians

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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