How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

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What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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