Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Who invented apple? God

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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