- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

steven hawking walks into a bar

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

a man makes a bad joke

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

* anti-punchline

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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