- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Obama = ebola

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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