- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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