The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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13 =B you just learned something

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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