What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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homosexual rights to marriage

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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