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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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taking out the trash... at night

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Asian women drivers...

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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