- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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