- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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