A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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