Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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