You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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whats green and slimy? green slim

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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