- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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