- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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