- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

What do you call an amazing person Good

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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