- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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