- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

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