- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

A man walks into a bar. Of chocolate. Yummy!

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

yolo your orange looks orange

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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