What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

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sucks Syntax...

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