- Anti Joke

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Cliterus

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

That's illegal What? Your mom

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

knock knock i have diarrhea

A fat guy!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Cliterus

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

That's illegal What? Your mom

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

*knock knock* i have diarrhea

A fat guy!

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock i have diarrhea