- Anti Joke

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Screw it you write the joke.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Yanter, Look it up

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind