james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

here's a joke... the american education society

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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