- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Yanter, Look it up

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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