- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Male leadership.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

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