- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

A dyslexic blind man

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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