A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

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What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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your face is kinda funny

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

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What do black people eat? Food.

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Guess what What

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What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

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homosexual rights to marriage

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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