- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

What's funny? Women's rights.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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