Mooses

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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