- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Knock Knock. Not home.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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