- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??