- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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