A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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