What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

why was the woman in the kitchen? she was being held hostage there by Bob Saget

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Women's rights.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

what are you mike bibby?

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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