What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

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Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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