- Anti Joke

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.