- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Yo Mama just died.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

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