What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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