why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Ms Leong Sux

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Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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