Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

what did one computer say to the other .........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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