Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

Dumb

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Cripples are lame.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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