- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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