- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

W. If I was one thing other then a person why would I be? M. The sun. W. Aww, so I brighten your day? M. No, you're just hard to look at.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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