A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Yo Momma is not fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

thumb_up thumb_down -11

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

thumb_up thumb_down -11

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

thumb_up thumb_down -11

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops