- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

How old are you? 7

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

A man walks into a bar

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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