- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Take part of what?

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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