- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

call me maybe.

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What is funnier than 24 69

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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