A house comes around the corner.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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