- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

your mama's so fat... that's it

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

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