Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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PICKLES

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Nothing. He made it home safely.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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