Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

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How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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A man walks into a bar, and sees another man with a huge orange head. He asks the bartender, "Do you know why that man has such a huge orange head?" The bartender replies: I dont know, maybe if you buy him a drink he'll tell you. So that man walks over to the man with a huge orange head and buys him a drink. He says to him: Excuse me, sir but why do you have a big orange head? The man with the big orange head replies: Well, one day I was walking along the beach and I found an interesting bottle. So I opened it and out popped a genie. He told me I had three wishes. The first thing I asked for was to have all the money that I wanted, and the means to get more. Suddenly, My pockets were overflowing with cash. So then I wished for the most beautiful, perfect woman ever created and there she appeared in front of me, and we immediately fell in love. The third thing I asked for was a huge orange head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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