- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Justin with a hat.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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