- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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