A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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