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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

Gus's mom

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

what came first the chicken or the chips

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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