- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

WILLY

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

Why Did the throw up He was sick

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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