- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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